YOUR WEEKLY DIGESTION OF FOOD NEWS TO CONSUME

Coqueta along the Embarcadero. If you are luck you might catch a glimpse of Michael Chiarello chopping up some octopus there. 

• There's a new fried chicken place in North Beach. It pairs will with beer and strippers?
• Drug cartels are driving up lime prices, so says Tacolicious thus up go margaritas. 
• SFist re-ranks the Bay Areas best restaurants based on some new formula. 
• If, like me, you can't afford $398 here's Saisons full tasting menu in pictures. 
• There's a Guamanian food restaurant in San Francisco, who knew?
• Glamour shots of chickens?! Why not, it's kind of funny. 
• A whiskey primer from 7x7 so you can look smart when you hit up Hard Water. 
• Yes there are places that still deliver at 2am in San Francisco...drunk dialing time!!
• That cat cafe has met it's funding goal..looks like it's a go..your move dogs.